76: ‘Don’t Threaten Me With A Good Time’ by Panic! At The Disco

Fergie is used to being hit on when she goes to a bar – but not quite like this.
Will comes up to her, already quite drunk, and decides that his best move it to tell her that he woke up only a few hours earlier in his underwear, seemingly having drunk every bit of liquor in wherever he woke up, not having the faintest idea how he got there, declaring that it was the best feeling ever – and then introduces himself.

If nothing else, it gets her attention and she listens to him as he goes on to tell her, how he actually went out carrying a cane and wearing a party hat – both things he has no idea where are now. He felt like the king of the world and nothing could go wrong. He went out with his fellow students – he’s a pre-med, you see. They went out, had some very well designed drugs a large party and from there – well it’s a bit of a blur.

He tells her, how he usually memories usually came back in flashes – and he’s actually starting to remember one bit from last night. Roaming the city in a shopping cart – wherever they got that from – while smoking cigarettes attempting to set off a fire alarm – which he also don’t know where the hell they got from.

Fergie laughs at this story and comments that “”If you go on you might pass out in a drain pipe.”

He arches an eyebrow at her and answers: “don’t threaten me with a good time.”

And then once again, it all goes black.

He wakes up… somewhere. Once again without any clothes on. But not alone this time. Fergie is with him, smiling. He looks around for clothes, a bed sheet, anything to cover him up – and also any indication that the smile could mean that anything happened between them.

It all feels unreal, his eyes are playing tricks on him – and is he soaking wet?

Fergie has a better idea of the night’s events. She tells him, that they somehow ended up in his neighbour’s pool (good, then he’s not too far away from home this time), they had sped from bar to bar and he had proposed to her… repeatedly (judging by her laughter at this, it’s unlikely anything happened between them at all).

At some point, she had tried telling him to cut back on the alcohol… to which he replied: “I’m not as think as you drunk I am”, which amused her quite a bit.

So yeah, he probably had enough.

But hey, here he is here with a woman… who is laughing her ass off, but still.

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71: ‘Beez in the Trap’ by Nicki Minaj Ft. 2 Chainz

Some find value in religion. Others in meaningless.

Nicki and Chainz find value in money. They are in a relationship.

They are ruthless in getting it, doing whatever it takes, wherever they need to be to get it. At the moment, this is selling drugs and acting as pimps. Chainz also raps.

They are careless spending it because they have so much of it. They smoke and drink a lot.

This way of living does not give them many fans. Quite the opposite really. But people aren’t vocal about this because this tends to end badly for them. Nicki is quite violent and likes to beat people up herself.

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49: ‘Pills N Potions’ by Nicki Minaj

Gaga’s group of rich friends aren’t the loyal sort. So when Nicki, their newest member, steals a guy, who was actually interested in Gaga, they rush to tell her.

Gaga doesn’t take it badly. When they’re out one night getting way too high on pills and potions, she tells Nicki, that she knows. She tells her, that she is angry and can’t stand it, but still loves her. The other friends tried to make Gaga hate Nicki, but they never could. No matter how tasteless and ungrateful Nicki behaves, Gaga will be classy and graceful.

Gaga tells her the dirty secret of the group of friends; they’re together, because they all benefit from it, and not from any deep connection. She, in fact, calls the other ‘friends’ self-righteous, entitled and fake. But she doesn’t want them out of her life for that, she just tries to be better than them and more honest about their relationship. Nicki still is beneficial to Gaga, so Gaga will forgive, but not forget, and let the issue be dead for now. And Gaga still benefits from the group of friends, so she shouldn’t leave it either.

Gaga benefits from the envy she reads in people’s eyes when the group is out together. That’s the only reason, she takes drugs in the first place. She doesn’t enjoy it, but it’s a part of being in the group.

One day when the group has disbanded and they each go out into the world on their own. They will be jealous at the successful ones, one of which surely will be Nicki, with her already successful business. And then it’ll be difficult for the fake friends to talk bad behind their back. They’ll feel bad for wishing them bad, which they do now.

And that day, when they no longer talk, Gaga will think back on these days as fond memories.

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40: ‘Beautiful Dirty Rich’ by Lady Gaga

Steven and Natasha are still a couple. They are rich and their daughter, Gaga, gets the full benefit.

She is a beautiful young woman and a completely shameless party girl. She happily spends her parents’ money on watching sexual activities, getting expensive haircuts, buying tight, fashionable clothes and getting shitwrecked on drugs while dancing. She hangs out with young people just like herself: beautiful, dirty and rich.

When the money slips up, Gaga has no problem coming crawling to Steven with fake apologies in order to get more.

Their parents are public figures, so they are used to the press and expressing their lack of shame about their lifestyle in such a charming and sugar-sweet maner, they dance around potential scandals

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