59: ‘Whole Foods Parking Lot’ by DJ dave

Dre, a famous long time rapper, has a foul language, but no temper.

But when getting back in the rap game, he starts embracing anger a little.

This shows up one time he was going shopping for groceries at Whole Foods at his home area West side of LA.

First when a hybrid wants to steal his parking space going the wrong way. Then when people with clip boards looking at him, like they know him. The shopping cards are too small. Some girl in yoga pants is looking at him funny. The prices are way too high, for instance on Pinot Noir. They are out of Humboldt Fog. A guy on his phone is standing in the way of the Quinoa. The express lane is moving hella slow

This layers on as annoyance for a long time, but he doesn’t say anything. Out loud anyway.

Link to video and lyrics: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UFc1pr2yUU

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58:’My Proper Tea’ by Doc Brown

Dre is getting back into the rap game. Rage is key to rap, but Dre does not have much. Only one thing can make him near homicidal.

That is when Slim offers to make him a cup of tea – and makes it wrong. He puts in the milk first and lets the tea bag there brewing and the sugar lying at the bottom to disintegrate itself.

So for Dre’s big comeback, he raps about the proper way to make a cup of tea: tea bag in first, pour the water on top (so you know how much milk is required) and stirring the sugar into the tea.

Link to video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtK_vfp8po8

Link to lyrics: https://www.musixmatch.com/lyrics/Doc-Brown/My-Proper-Tea

Confused? Read”What you need to know” (found in the sidebar) to find out what this blog is about. Follow the tags around to figure out, what happened before (I recommend Dre or Slim for this particular chapter), read the key events (also found in the sidebar) or read the whole thing in the proper order by clicking on https://songbysongblog.wordpress.com/?order=asc

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54: ‘I Need A Doctor’ by Dr. Dre ft. Eminem and Skylar Grey

This song is explicit and a clean version 1) is not on Dr. Dre’s VEVO 2) would have a lot of bleeps. Therefore my text is also explicit. Most won’t find it too bad, but it might be unfit for a child or people who would rather avoid that kind of language.

Here’s the video, so you can see what I mean. My text is cleaner than that: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA770wpLX-Q

Summary:

Pink is sick and needs help, so she calls out for help by two men walking by.

These men are Dre and Slim. They are musicians. Dre is Slim’s mentor. They are fighting about Dre’s self-doubt in regard to his music and don’t hear Pink.

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